Wednesday, July 07, 2004
 
RAT POISON....June 27th at the PrideFest on Greenwich and Washington sets. Went to get some food. As I passed by one of the food booths and took out my camera to take a picture of what I saw as something that I would not see again & no doubt someone out there would not believe me, I saw a sign in back of the people cooking in the plant section that there was Rat poison ...But still people were eating on the cement ledge where the signs were ...What a photograph. But I was stopped by an irate man who did not want his photo taken although I was not taking the photo of him and he wasn't in the picture. So I put my camera away. What a photo. As a photographer, I do respect people if they don't want to be in the photo. ..www.speedysfast.com or post your comments!
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Nose Picker...June 27th on the way back to New York on the MetroNorth. Was with 6 friends. Left on the very early morning train. Going to the Pride Parade with friends from my old town that did not ever go...This parade is a show...Well the show started on the train when I glanced over to the man and woman in 2 train seats over only to find that the lady was turned towards the window and what was she doing. Well, her index finger was straight up her nose. Did the man she was with see her? Yes. What did he do? Nothing but read his paper. So seeing this I quickly notified my friends who were unbelievers by the actions of this woman...Now taking her finger out of her nose & looking at what she picked. Then repeated the procedure. Some of my friends were disgusted especially that early in the morning rest of us were laughing. And there she was for the 3rd time picking away...Good Morning New York! As our train pulled into Grand Central.....www.speedysfast.com
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Wednesday, June 09, 2004
 
THE CHERRY MAN.....
Doesn't everyone go to the grocery store and go to the fruit isle and maybe take a grape or even a CHERRY to try before you buy? There were no signs up that said "No testing the fruit before you buy" ...I was waiting in a long line to pay for my frozen foods along with the other item and also on a time schedule so I could catch a yellow cab back home and feed my guests. But there it was again. The flashing light at the register and a man yelling at the cashier. I counted, 8 people ahead of me too. I looked at the other lines and long, long, long. Security came over. It took 3 plain clothes people to say to this man. "You opened the pack of cherries and you must pay for them. Ring them up on his bill" They said to the cashier. So the cashier did. Then the CHERRY MAN said "I didn't open that. It was like that. You did it when you scanned the item. I didn't open anything." Yelling loudly. "Charge him for the cherries." said one of the plain clothes security men. "I am not paying for that or anything else." Said the CHERRY MAN. and began to walk out of the store past the security. Oh all the radios went off and police were called. 2 cars of 2 police each. By the time I changed cashiers and walked out, the police were outside talking with security...then a car drove up and parked in a NO Parking Zone! Out of the car gets the Cherry Man. Yelling at the police. (I had to watch this one from a distance) First the CHERRY MAN takes a cherry from the package. It was obvious that it was a finger hole in the package, then says he is not going to pay for that and blames the cashier. Security is called. He walks out. Police are called. Now the Cherry Man is turning himself in. And as I watched this from a distance. A police officer, not the ones with him, walked over to his car and put a ticket on it! What luck did this guy have today, all because of a tase of a CHERRY! I left in a cab and laughed. I know the CHERRY MAN did'nt know about the ticket yet. Wait until he goes to his car! What a day for the CHERRY MAN!!!
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Thursday, June 03, 2004
 
 
ANOTHER SUBWAY DATE!!!!
I am so very happy! I met someone who is so very cool and from another no, not planet, but state. Good I do like the long distance relationships. So I met my date at the train station and now let the adventures begin...
OH I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK NOW...BUT i WILL FINISH BY TONIGHT...PROMISE ...YOU GOT TO HEAR THIS ONE....SUBWAY DATE 2
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FASHION STATEMENT
(this is part of SUBWAY DATE 2)
Here it is! Suddenly it began to rain while I was on my date and we were walking the street festival on Madison. So I had to step aside and watch people. I had a hat so I was ok. I saw an interesting hat too! It was made with a plastic bag. I saw one tourist search the trash can filled with ends of food for something to cover her head and she found a plate. I began to walk back to 42nd stree and while the people were walking fast a man riding a bike, wore a brown box around him singing while he rode his bike....I tell ya, the fashion in New York...Love it!!! and I really do. My date was having a great time! Had not been to New York in over 10 years. Now meets me and I can have more SUBWAY DATES
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THE MAN IN THE WHEEL CHAIR (this is part of SUBWAY DATE 2)
Ok, so I decide to take my date to the street fair on Madison Ave. I need a watch so I can tell the time to all the street people that ask me. This happens to me alot. Where ever I go, someone all most always askes for the time. I guess its because smoking is banned from alot of places and no one asks me for a light anymore. Do I smoke, only sometimes. Gave it up for years but that craving is still there. Oh, that is another post! The cost of cigarettes and the man on the street!
Anyway back to "THE MAN IN THE WHEEL CHAIR"...Yippee! I found some cheap watches!!! and the crowd that was there, I had to wait to get into a space to see any of the display watches. I finally get there and my date is with me. We found a small space (kind of like a space in a subway train in Ny!) to view the cool cheap $10 watches. I am in the process of asking if there was a deal to buy 2 to the seller behind the watches when I hear a voice say a few times and really sad...'CAN I GET IN PLEASE, CAN I GET IN PLEASE?" I turn around to see where this sad voice is comming from. It is an older man in a wheel chair. I felt so sorry for him. No one else turned around. I said "Sure, take my spot" and I turned to my friend to say "Let's come back" and I began to walk away..did you know that this MAN was now (by the miracle of watches!!!) was getting up from his wheel chair with both feet on the gound and proceeded to take my space. I was so not happy that I turned to my friend and said "LOOK!!! HE IS NOT CRIPPLED!!!" Then we both laughed and remembered the time I took a photo of a church with a man in front of it with a sign in cardboard and a milkcrate. The sign said "I can't walk, please help." At that time I was NOT photographing him but the church. He though I was and by the MIRACLE (Again it happened!!!)he got up and was yelling across the street (where I was) I want $5 for that photo...well that story is posted on my web I want $5 for that...Maybe it's my energy and I can cure people that are in wheel chairs and don't even know it!!!! No, I know I don't have that power...Not crippled, still laughing at this one...only in New York! I love it here and may God Bless!!!
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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
 

My burger was cut in half...why is my hamburger cut in half...I hate that when a restaurant cuts my sandwich in half...sounds minor but let me tell you, I am not a happy person when this happens...One restaurant I went to I ordered a Gyro and when I got it it was cut into 4 pieces..why? I did not send it back although I should have...and now another restaurant I ordered a cheese burger to go and I got it to the park...that is where I was eating and relaxing ...and I went to open the container and saw my cheesebuger cut in half....why? Now it was falling apart...I hate this...so now when I order something I always tell them NOT TO CUT MY SANDWICH IN HALF!!!! Thanks for listening and if you would like to respond, you can find the email address on my website...email me!
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