August 2005

BEE KILLER Bees 

DAMN BEES...WASPs. or what ever kind of Bees....they look like ants but HUGE with 2 parts to their body and big!!!!!!!!!! I have a picture of the 
twin towers on my wall in a frame. and what do you think of all the things to fly into..it flys in back of the photo. Yes, behind the photo...i think., ok, 
maybe its a spy or maybe its reincarnated and used to live in New York and maybe that is why it flew in back of the Ny photo????

So i run out of the room & close the door. I cant be bothered with this.

Later that night I have enough nerve to move the photo off the wall ...the Killer Bee is not in back of it...

There it is on my wall...ok, I do not have bug spray so now what? Consult the cleaning equiptment,....I have simple Green, and windex.....or a big 
shirt....use the big shirt and bang it . One try only...

I take the Big shirt and twist it. Up over my head and turn like I was a Gladiator and hit the bee on the wall ...it falls...is it dead? I then step on it and 
twist my foot to make sure...

Day 2: I opened the front door to my apt. I live high up...and in comes Killer Bee number 2 ...HUGE and HUGER than yesterday with part of its 
ugly body hanging down. Of all the doors to come in, of all the apts....here is the QUEEN BEE...yes, the BIGGEST anyone has seen...I yell out 
and my neighbor who is about 6 ft tall plus comes over and asks if I am ok...of course but look at the BEEEEEEE....

So I search for something like hairspay to spray its legs together, but none...so I find Windex..and I spray the BUG...but it only makes it walk, so 
my neighbor takes off his shirt (WOW what muscles!) and twists it and swings it at the KILLER Bee...it falls and I scream..."AHHHHHHH" then run 
to get some tape. I will tape this bee so I dont hve to squish it. Well that doesnt work..so I get the hammer...the thing is trying to fly...I hit this big 
BUG with the hammer....then tape it then wrap it in newspaper then tape it again....out to the trash....

We all laughed...love New York...only here can I have an experience like this....